fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

(Source: cainesoren, via thisismallan)

• someone: have you seen this movie?
• me: no, but i've seen gifs

• When I accidentally hurt a person: sorry
• When I accidentally hurt a pet: OMG I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE COME BACK I'M SO SORRY BABY SORRY SORRY SORRY I LOVE YOU